ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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