Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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