In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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