Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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