All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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