He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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