I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Congratulations! We have a period
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
