Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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