btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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