im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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