Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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