we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
