This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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