We're like a lot better than the average bears
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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