have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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