if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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