i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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