how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
