White coat. Heels.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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