At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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