i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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