It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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