i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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