so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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