my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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