We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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