I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
that is very illegal...i love you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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