What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
420 ftw
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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