READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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