I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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