Hey man sorry I got all grabby
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
4 words: hood of his car
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
not ubering you a puppy
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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