just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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