Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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