He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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