that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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