That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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