We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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