I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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