Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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