I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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