If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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