Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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