Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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