is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
