Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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