There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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