I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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