i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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