Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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