gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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