Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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