I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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