i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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